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Anonymous asked: top 30 bands

Thirty? Hell.

After the top two, the order doesn’t mean anything.

  1. Led Zeppelin
  2. The Rolling Stones
  3. The Ramones
  4. Jethro Tull
  5. Pink Floyd
  6. The Jimi Hendrix Experience
  7. Eric Clapton / Cream
  8. Sex Pistols
  9. AC / DC
  10. Black Sabbath
  11. The Grateful Dead
  12. The Beatles
  13. Janis Joplin
  14. The Velvet Underground
  15. The Doors
  16. The Who
  17. The Kinks
  18. Creedence Clearwater Revival
  19. The Dead Boys
  20. Queen
  21. Lynyrd Skynyrd
  22. Bruce Springsteen
  23. Deep Purple
  24. Siouxsie Sioux and the Banshees
  25. The Clash
  26. Parliament / Funkadelic
  27. Cheap Trick
  28. Joan Jett and the Blackhearts
  29. Bob Marley and The Wailers
  30. THE CAPTAIN & TENN—

Jackie, get the hell outta here. I’m tryin’ to talk to people about real music.

But, Steven, you’re not being truthful. I’ve influenced you with my musical taste.

Yeah, influenced me to take a freakin’ aspirin. Man … speakin’ of which, I got as far as twenty-nine. Jackie’s gonna take care of my headache now.

I am?

Yup.

Okay, I’ll put on some ABBA—

Damn it.

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Anonymous asked: what are your thoughts on cigarettes?

No es bueno.

It’s somethin’ you start without thinking of the long-term consequences, man. Quitting was one of the hardest—and most freakin’ necessary— things I ever had to do.

Better to avoid all that shit by not startin’ up in the first place.

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Anonymous asked: what did you think of the movies the warriors, two lane blacktop, and American graffiti?

Haven’t seen Two-Lane Blacktop. It came out when I was eleven, and it wasn’t a movie me and Kelso snuck into.

American Graffiti, I saw. Forman thought he’d grow up to be Steve Bolander. I knew he’d grow up to be Opie.

Think Jackie used to believe I grew up in a sitch like The Warriors. Let’s just say she got into a real pleasant mood after we watched that one.

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Anonymous asked: I think Jackie is as glamorous and gorgeous as Priscilla Presley. You're so lucky man

Sure am, but Jackie beats Priscilla by a mile.

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Anonymous asked: Your thoughts on Elvis?

My ma loved him. Even had collector cards with his image on ‘em. Damn good thing a lot of his music wasn’t crap ‘cause I had to hear it non-stop when I was a kid.

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flybridgeale asked: Who`s better Rory gallagher or stevie ray vaughn?

Man, I dig both of ‘em. Music-wise, I ain’t choosin’. But Stevie Ray Vaughn wins on pulling the best guitar-solo faces. Funny shit.

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Anonymous asked: for some reason you remind me of dr. johnny fever from wkrp in Cincinnati

Funny thing, man: Venus Flytrap reminds me of my dad, W.B.

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Anonymous asked: On a scale of 1 to 10, how great was your sex life with Jackie?

wrongorhilarious:

It was an eleven, baby!

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Yeah, it was so good you kept cheatin’ on her.

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Anonymous asked: how old were you when you first started smoking pot

Too young. Thirteen. Went from sneaking cigs outta my passed-out ma’s room to sneaking out baggies. She was too drunk to call me on it most of the time.

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Anonymous asked: What was getting high for the first time like?

First time didn’t take. Second time, though … what I remember is I couldn’t feel my lips, my hands were tingling, and I laughed a lot. Then I got hungry.

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