Anonymous asked: What's the most romantic thing you've ever done for Jackie?
Man, it’s too romantic to recount without puking. You’re better off askin’ her.
Anonymous asked: Plan on growing out another beard, or stay clean for jackie?
Beard comes back when she’s away. It goes away when she comes back.
Anonymous asked: Are you in love with anyone at the moment? Like, truly in love?
Ya have to ask?
Anonymous asked: Camaro vs El Camino
Gotta go with Camaros, but I love my baby.
Anonymous asked: something you would change about yourself ? worst mistake ?
I’d change nothin’, man. I rule.
Worst mistake was not trustin’ Jackie.
Anonymous asked: obsession? if you had one wish, what would it be ?
Obsession ain’t my thing. Fez is a different story.
One wish … man, what else? Wishin’ for unlimited wishes. Think the world’s better off without that kinda magical power, though, no matter who’s wieldin’ it.