black1beard asked:
Hey Hyde Man, I need your help with something.. I don’t know how or where to start „,I love this girl and we’ve been together for a long time , We became a couple two months ago. everything between us is great man, we love each other and we wanna live together for the rest of our lives , we share the same dreams.. And we even planned for our wedding and everything, We both wanna be together. But there’s something that makes me feel a bit worried , it actually bugs me , I was on some website called Twitter ,I was reading some of her old posts there and I saw some messages dedicated to someone who “as far as I know” used to be her friend„, This friend of her died a couple of months ago, Now I know losing someone is difficult I totally understand that,but .. what I read was ” I hoped a lot and I cried a lot , and now even though I am prevented from meeting you, I hope to see you and meet you in Heaven.”She posted this on her page, And to be fair she posted it before we became a couple, I don’t know how should I feel .. I feel sad for her loss but, She said she wanted to meet him, and now she’s with me „ Man I realize that this happened before we became a couple But I just can’t LET GO. I wonder about a lot of things now .. Did she love him , what if she still love him ?„, She always says to me that she’s never been happier in her life but with me she feels alive. She always refers to me “Her Happiness.” she always reminds me she never loved anybody as much as she loved me and that she will never love anybody else because I was different… And I feel the same way and as I said we planned for everything, for our wedding, our lives , Everything .. But part of me just can’t let go what I just saw. I really love her man and I want her to be my wife , and to tell you the truth it’s my first time being in a relationship ” So it’s kinda like you and Jackie.” because I know that this girl is Different and we believe and trust each other, we wanna live together . I never doubt any of that, never doubted her love„ its just .. I don’t know what to do man. am I overreacting ? I don’t know what should I do. and I can’t even sleep now.

Man, you got a lot goin’ on there. Gotta say, “we’ve been together for a long time” and “we became a couple two months ago” seem like contradictions to me. Jackie and me were just startin’ to get to third base at our two-month mark. Took us a lot longer than that to get to know each other—all the things that freakin’ count—and we’d been toleratin’ each other in Forman’s basement for years before we ever swapped spit.
That bein’ said, maybe you and this chick got one of those deep-down connections like Forman and Donna, where you got that feelin’ of “forever”. But even Forman and Donna had a lot to learn about each other, after ten years of bein’ friends. Two months is the equivalent of a belch, man. You’re gonna find out a lot about each other as time goes on that you may or may not like.
Sounds like you already have.
Don’t know what a “webpage” is, and “twitter” sounds like somethin’ Fez does in his spare time. But what you described boils down to you snoopin’ in your girl’s diary. Forman did that to Donna once, and he ended up with a little yellow bird tattooed on his ass. You get half the story by readin’ your chick’s personal thoughts. You want the whole answer, you’re gonna have to admit what you saw and ask her what’s up.
If you approach her the wrong way, though, as if she’s done somethin’ wrong—which she hasn’t—she’ll be defensive and the trust between ya is gonna need some repairin’. Forman and Donna broke up ‘cause Forman couldn’t get over his insecurity and smothered Donna until she ran for the hills. If you approach your girl by makin’ your insecurity about you—which it is—and tellin’ her you need some reassurance ‘cause this is “the first time [you’ve] been in a relationship,” then maybe she’ll be able to hear it.
Bottom line, man? You wanna spend the rest of your life with this girl? Slow freakin’ down. Everyone’s got shit, and relationships tend to bring it out. Mine got tangled the fuck up with Jackie’s, and I almost lost her for good ‘cause of it. Yours is startin’ to get tangled up with your chick’s. You gotta own it, man. Know where your lack of trust is really comin’ from—‘cause it motivated you to snoop in her diary in the first place—and take responsibility for it. Otherwise, “forever” may not happen.I learned that lesson first-hand.

black1beard asked:

Hey Hyde Man, I need your help with something.. I don’t know how or where to start „,

I love this girl and we’ve been together for a long time , We became a couple two months ago. everything between us is great man, we love each other and we wanna live together for the rest of our lives , we share the same dreams.. And we even planned for our wedding and everything, We both wanna be together. But there’s something that makes me feel a bit worried , it actually bugs me , I was on some website called Twitter ,I was reading some of her old posts there and I saw some messages dedicated to someone who “as far as I know” used to be her friend„, This friend of her died a couple of months ago, Now I know losing someone is difficult I totally understand that,but .. what I read was ” I hoped a lot and I cried a lot , and now even though I am prevented from meeting you, I hope to see you and meet you in Heaven.”

She posted this on her page, And to be fair she posted it before we became a couple, I don’t know how should I feel .. I feel sad for her loss but, She said she wanted to meet him, and now she’s with me „ Man I realize that this happened before we became a couple But I just can’t LET GO. I wonder about a lot of things now .. Did she love him , what if she still love him ?„, She always says to me that she’s never been happier in her life but with me she feels alive. She always refers to me “Her Happiness.” she always reminds me she never loved anybody as much as she loved me and that she will never love anybody else because I was different… And I feel the same way and as I said we planned for everything, for our wedding, our lives , Everything .. But part of me just can’t let go what I just saw. I really love her man and I want her to be my wife , and to tell you the truth it’s my first time being in a relationship ” So it’s kinda like you and Jackie.” because I know that this girl is Different and we believe and trust each other, we wanna live together . I never doubt any of that, never doubted her love„ its just .. I don’t know what to do man. am I overreacting ? I don’t know what should I do. and I can’t even sleep now.

Man, you got a lot goin’ on there. Gotta say, “we’ve been together for a long time” and “we became a couple two months ago” seem like contradictions to me. Jackie and me were just startin’ to get to third base at our two-month mark. Took us a lot longer than that to get to know each other—all the things that freakin’ count—and we’d been toleratin’ each other in Forman’s basement for years before we ever swapped spit.

That bein’ said, maybe you and this chick got one of those deep-down connections like Forman and Donna, where you got that feelin’ of “forever”. But even Forman and Donna had a lot to learn about each other, after ten years of bein’ friends. Two months is the equivalent of a belch, man. You’re gonna find out a lot about each other as time goes on that you may or may not like.

Sounds like you already have.

Don’t know what a “webpage” is, and “twitter” sounds like somethin’ Fez does in his spare time. But what you described boils down to you snoopin’ in your girl’s diary. Forman did that to Donna once, and he ended up with a little yellow bird tattooed on his ass. You get half the story by readin’ your chick’s personal thoughts. You want the whole answer, you’re gonna have to admit what you saw and ask her what’s up.

If you approach her the wrong way, though, as if she’s done somethin’ wrong—which she hasn’t—she’ll be defensive and the trust between ya is gonna need some repairin’. Forman and Donna broke up ‘cause Forman couldn’t get over his insecurity and smothered Donna until she ran for the hills.

If you approach your girl by makin’ your insecurity about you—which it is—and tellin’ her you need some reassurance ‘cause this is “the first time [you’ve] been in a relationship,” then maybe she’ll be able to hear it.

Bottom line, man? You wanna spend the rest of your life with this girl? Slow freakin’ down. Everyone’s got shit, and relationships tend to bring it out. Mine got tangled the fuck up with Jackie’s, and I almost lost her for good ‘cause of it. Yours is startin’ to get tangled up with your chick’s. You gotta own it, man. Know where your lack of trust is really comin’ from—‘cause it motivated you to snoop in her diary in the first place—and take responsibility for it. Otherwise, “forever” may not happen.

I learned that lesson first-hand.


joanjett-of-arc asked:I’m a girl, and I like this one girl who’s this gorgeous, super nice metalhead. But I don’t know how to figure out of she’s even interested in girls without it being awkward.



If the chick’s as super nice as you say, you shouldn’t have a problem, man. Don’t know if you’re friends with her or not, but if you are, that’s a good start. Does she know you’re into girls? Maybe it’s time to tell her. See how she reacts. She might just give you the info you’re lookin’ for. It’s a risk, but living’s a risk.All the experience I’ve had with my chick’s taught me the direct route’s usually the best one. If I wanna know how Jackie’s feeling, I gotta ask her—even if the answer might not be what I wanna hear. Knowing’s better than acting on the wrong guess.
asked:

I’m a girl, and I like this one girl who’s this gorgeous, super nice metalhead. But I don’t know how to figure out of she’s even interested in girls without it being awkward.
If the chick’s as super nice as you say, you shouldn’t have a problem, man. Don’t know if you’re friends with her or not, but if you are, that’s a good start. Does she know you’re into girls? Maybe it’s time to tell her. See how she reacts. She might just give you the info you’re lookin’ for. It’s a risk, but living’s a risk.

All the experience I’ve had with my chick’s taught me the direct route’s usually the best one. If I wanna know how Jackie’s feeling, I gotta ask her—even if the answer might not be what I wanna hear. Knowing’s better than acting on the wrong guess.


clapton-is-god-anarchy asked:
Hey man I moved towns and got a full time job as a mechanic straight away but I didn’t go to school here I need some friends to get high and do stupid shit with how do you suggest I find some?



Been livin’ in the same small town my whole life, man. If it were me, I’d go see local bands play, talk to people in the crowd, and follow up with the coolest ones I met. Gotta find people who’ve got somethin’ in common with you by gettin’ out there. Ain’t gonna find ‘em by sittin’ on your couch…
'Course that's how I met the friends I got now—by sittin' on Forman's basement couch.

Been livin’ in the same small town my whole life, man. If it were me, I’d go see local bands play, talk to people in the crowd, and follow up with the coolest ones I met. Gotta find people who’ve got somethin’ in common with you by gettin’ out there. Ain’t gonna find ‘em by sittin’ on your couch…

'Course that's how I met the friends I got now—by sittin' on Forman's basement couch.




Dude I was talking to one of my friends who recently started going out with this chick. So a whole bunch of us went to the movies to see a film and I had no real interest in talking to her. then she started talking’ to me about Zeppelin, so I was talking to her she seemed really cool. So anyway my friend said like after she left that if I talk to her again he will kick my ass. I mean I don’t get mad at all and I didn’t anyway can you help me out?





You sure know how to pick ‘em, huh?Short advice: get better friends.Longer advice: get better friends.Chick’s got every right to talk to whoever she wants. Possessiveness sucks, man. Friend who threatened you ain’t a friend if he goes around doin’ that kind of shit. All he had to do was say he was interested in the girl and leave it at that.
Dude I was talking to one of my friends who recently started going out with this chick. So a whole bunch of us went to the movies to see a film and I had no real interest in talking to her. then she started talking’ to me about Zeppelin, so I was talking to her she seemed really cool. So anyway my friend said like after she left that if I talk to her again he will kick my ass. I mean I don’t get mad at all and I didn’t anyway can you help me out?
You sure know how to pick ‘em, huh?

Short advice: get better friends.

Longer advice: get better friends.

Chick’s got every right to talk to whoever she wants. Possessiveness sucks, man. Friend who threatened you ain’t a friend if he goes around doin’ that kind of shit. All he had to do was say he was interested in the girl and leave it at that.


i—-am—-the—-walrus asked lesspissedoff:
hey man. i have a friend and she’s constantly been making fun of me ever since i chopped off my hair which is pretty fuckin stupid cause she did too but the thing is she’s got like these inside jokes about me with my other close friend. she literally talks about me with her when I’m sitting right next to em. i don’t have the time to get mad and start some sort of fight.i want to just find a way to tell her to stop in a way that gets her embarrassed cause she talks about a lot of people man.



Sounds like your friend’s self-esteem is in the crapper. Also sounds like she ain’t much of a friend. Burns are one thing. They’re given with an understanding that you’re gonna be burned back eventually. What your friend’s doin’ doesn’t sound like burns but assholery. 
She’s a master of using her own tactics, so trying to turn ‘em around on her probably won’t work. She’s pushin’ other people down to make herself feel taller. You gotta take yourself outta the game, man. Either by saying “Sayonara” to her as a friend or by acting like you don’t give a shit about what she does. 
She gets off on your anger, on the reactions she’s gettin’ from you. Once you stop givin’ value to her B.S., then she won’t find any value in talkin’ crap about you—and she’ll move onto the next person.
One thing you can do when she’s sayin’ stuff about you is give yourself somethin’ else to focus on. Repeatin’ something to yourself (in your skull) like, “I choose not to give her B.S. value,” while she’s flappin’ her lips will deprive her of your energy. She’ll notice you’re not payin’ attention to her, and she’ll try harder to get you notice … until she eventually gives up. 
This won’t take a day. It may take weeks or even months before the message is received. And even if she doesn’t quit it, you’ll probably be close to not caring about what she says anymore—and either way, you win. It ain’t really about what she’s sellin’—it’s what you’re buyin’.
I give a couple of classes at my Dojo of Coolness on this kind of thing. Maybe you’ll find ‘em helpful
Assholes 101Advanced Winning and Losing

Sounds like your friend’s self-esteem is in the crapper. Also sounds like she ain’t much of a friend. Burns are one thing. They’re given with an understanding that you’re gonna be burned back eventually. What your friend’s doin’ doesn’t sound like burns but assholery.

She’s a master of using her own tactics, so trying to turn ‘em around on her probably won’t work. She’s pushin’ other people down to make herself feel taller. You gotta take yourself outta the game, man. Either by saying “Sayonara” to her as a friend or by acting like you don’t give a shit about what she does.

She gets off on your anger, on the reactions she’s gettin’ from you. Once you stop givin’ value to her B.S., then she won’t find any value in talkin’ crap about you—and she’ll move onto the next person.

One thing you can do when she’s sayin’ stuff about you is give yourself somethin’ else to focus on. Repeatin’ something to yourself (in your skull) like, “I choose not to give her B.S. value,” while she’s flappin’ her lips will deprive her of your energy. She’ll notice you’re not payin’ attention to her, and she’ll try harder to get you notice … until she eventually gives up.

This won’t take a day. It may take weeks or even months before the message is received. And even if she doesn’t quit it, you’ll probably be close to not caring about what she says anymore—and either way, you win. It ain’t really about what she’s sellin’—it’s what you’re buyin’.

I give a couple of classes at my Dojo of Coolness on this kind of thing. Maybe you’ll find ‘em helpful

Assholes 101
Advanced Winning and Losing



daredanddone asked:
If you had one wish, what would it be?



Who are you, and why do you wanna know?
One wish ain’t enough, man—and the pressure of makin’ the right choice is too much. Who’s to say if I wish to eliminate world hunger that it won’t start some kind of war? I’m no god. Just a guy who loves his chick and likes his stash.
Think I’ve been hitting the stash too much today, man. I’m feelin’ … paranoid.

Who are you, and why do you wanna know?

One wish ain’t enough, man—and the pressure of makin’ the right choice is too much. Who’s to say if I wish to eliminate world hunger that it won’t start some kind of war? I’m no god. Just a guy who loves his chick and likes his stash.

Think I’ve been hitting the stash too much today, man. I’m feelin’ … paranoid.



zeppelinandajoint asked:
What do you think of Che Guevara?



Who are you, and why do you wanna know? Izzat a tape recorder in your pocket?
The government ain’t gonna pin shit on me ‘cause of my opinions. I got the First Amendment on my side, man.

Who are you, and why do you wanna know? Izzat a tape recorder in your pocket?

The government ain’t gonna pin shit on me ‘cause of my opinions. I got the First Amendment on my side, man.

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Heh. Free concussions for all, man.

those70scomics:

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Heh. Free concussions for all, man.



voodoochiles asked:
Hey man, whats your favorite Led Zeppelin song?



My favorite Zeppelin song changes every day, man, but right now it’s Achilles Last Stand.

My favorite Zeppelin song changes every day, man, but right now it’s Achilles Last Stand.



lord-of-the-lava-lamp asked:
Hey man do you know of a good way to get work done quickly and learning stuff without looking at the notes ?



Good ways? No. Illicit, underhanded, downright evil ways? Sure. But they involve things I’m not at liberty to disclose, man, thanks to my stints in juvie. Sorry.

Good ways? No. Illicit, underhanded, downright evil ways? Sure. But they involve things I’m not at liberty to disclose, man, thanks to my stints in juvie. Sorry.