Anonymous asked: top 30 bands
After the top two, the order doesn’t mean anything.
- Led Zeppelin
- The Rolling Stones
- The Ramones
- Jethro Tull
- Pink Floyd
- The Jimi Hendrix Experience
- Eric Clapton / Cream
- Sex Pistols
- AC / DC
- Black Sabbath
- The Grateful Dead
- The Beatles
- Janis Joplin
- The Velvet Underground
- The Doors
- The Who
- The Kinks
- Creedence Clearwater Revival
- The Dead Boys
- Lynyrd Skynyrd
- Bruce Springsteen
- Deep Purple
- Siouxsie Sioux and the Banshees
- The Clash
- Parliament / Funkadelic
- Cheap Trick
- Joan Jett and the Blackhearts
- Bob Marley and The Wailers
- THE CAPTAIN & TENN—
Jackie, get the hell outta here. I’m tryin’ to talk to people about real music.
But, Steven, you’re not being truthful. I’ve influenced you with my musical taste.
Yeah, influenced me to take a freakin’ aspirin. Man … speakin’ of which, I got as far as twenty-nine. Jackie’s gonna take care of my headache now.
Okay, I’ll put on some ABBA—
Anonymous asked: what are your thoughts on cigarettes?
No es bueno.
It’s somethin’ you start without thinking of the long-term consequences, man. Quitting was one of the hardest—and most freakin’ necessary— things I ever had to do.
Better to avoid all that shit by not startin’ up in the first place.
Anonymous asked: what did you think of the movies the warriors, two lane blacktop, and American graffiti?
Haven’t seen Two-Lane Blacktop. It came out when I was eleven, and it wasn’t a movie me and Kelso snuck into.
American Graffiti, I saw. Forman thought he’d grow up to be Steve Bolander. I knew he’d grow up to be Opie.
Think Jackie used to believe I grew up in a sitch like The Warriors. Let’s just say she got into a real pleasant mood after we watched that one.
Anonymous asked: I think Jackie is as glamorous and gorgeous as Priscilla Presley. You're so lucky man
Sure am, but Jackie beats Priscilla by a mile.
Anonymous asked: Your thoughts on Elvis?
My ma loved him. Even had collector cards with his image on ‘em. Damn good thing a lot of his music wasn’t crap ‘cause I had to hear it non-stop when I was a kid.
flybridgeale asked: Who`s better Rory gallagher or stevie ray vaughn?
Man, I dig both of ‘em. Music-wise, I ain’t choosin’. But Stevie Ray Vaughn wins on pulling the best guitar-solo faces. Funny shit.
Anonymous asked: for some reason you remind me of dr. johnny fever from wkrp in Cincinnati
Funny thing, man: Venus Flytrap reminds me of my dad, W.B.
Anonymous asked: On a scale of 1 to 10, how great was your sex life with Jackie?
It was an eleven, baby!
Yeah, it was so good you kept cheatin’ on her.
Anonymous asked: how old were you when you first started smoking pot
Too young. Thirteen. Went from sneaking cigs outta my passed-out ma’s room to sneaking out baggies. She was too drunk to call me on it most of the time.
Anonymous asked: What was getting high for the first time like?
First time didn’t take. Second time, though … what I remember is I couldn’t feel my lips, my hands were tingling, and I laughed a lot. Then I got hungry.