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Anonymous asked: What's the most romantic thing you've ever done for Jackie?

Man, it’s too romantic to recount without puking. You’re better off askin’ her.

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robin-1994 said:
you’re hilarious and awesome. i have 2 questions for you. first do you like the band the eagles? and second how are you and jackie doing? you guys are so cute and made for each other. xx



Thanks.
The Eagles ain’t bad, just overplayed on the radio. I’d like ‘em more if I heard ‘em less.
Me and Jackie are cool, man. She’s got a year of college left to go. Then we’re gettin’ hitched.

Thanks.

The Eagles ain’t bad, just overplayed on the radio. I’d like ‘em more if I heard ‘em less.

Me and Jackie are cool, man. She’s got a year of college left to go. Then we’re gettin’ hitched.

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Anonymous asked: Plan on growing out another beard, or stay clean for jackie?

Beard comes back when she’s away. It goes away when she comes back.

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Anonymous asked: Are you in love with anyone at the moment? Like, truly in love?

Ya have to ask?

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Anonymous asked: Camaro vs El Camino

Gotta go with Camaros, but I love my baby.

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flybridgeale said:
Man im getting these strange calls from these phone numbers i never heard of i think its secret service man what should i do?



Don’t call Washington and say you got a death ray pointed at it—but if ya do make that mistake, don’t give ‘em your name or address.
Either way, man, change your phone number.

Don’t call Washington and say you got a death ray pointed at it—but if ya do make that mistake, don’t give ‘em your name or address.

Either way, man, change your phone number.

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Anonymous asked: something you would change about yourself ? worst mistake ?

I’d change nothin’, man. I rule.

Worst mistake was not trustin’ Jackie.

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sixthscorpse said:

Just wanted to say every time I see you and Jackie together I feel so giddy because you are a very interesting couple. A couple that has grown splendidly. And that is more than what happened with Micheal.







"Interesting," huh? Sure Jackie’d appreciate that characterization, but I hear ya. Glad our interestingness gives you a high, man. 

Jackie and Kelso breakin’ up was for the best. After a while, she found someone better—me.
said:
Just wanted to say every time I see you and Jackie together I feel so giddy because you are a very interesting couple. A couple that has grown splendidly. And that is more than what happened with Micheal.
"Interesting," huh? Sure Jackie’d appreciate that characterization, but I hear ya. Glad our interestingness gives you a high, man.
Jackie and Kelso breakin’ up was for the best. After a while, she found someone better—me.


bettina-skok said:
do you get annoyed easily ? have you ever been arrested ?



Red gets annoyed easily. I ignore annoying crap until it annoys me—and if it does get to that point, then it’s time for an ass-kicking.
Been arrested a few times. One one stuck, but it was worth it.

Red gets annoyed easily. I ignore annoying crap until it annoys me—and if it does get to that point, then it’s time for an ass-kicking.

Been arrested a few times. One one stuck, but it was worth it.

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Anonymous asked: obsession? if you had one wish, what would it be ?

Obsession ain’t my thing. Fez is a different story.

One wish … man, what else? Wishin’ for unlimited wishes. Think the world’s better off without that kinda magical power, though, no matter who’s wieldin’ it.

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